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05 October 2015

local addict hooked on O2

Despite years of effort dedicated to breaking a lifelong addiction, unemployable local fiend Eroll T. Whitscomb remains hooked on oxygen. “I like inhaling it out here, in the open,” said the subject while standing and breathing deeply in a meadow not far from his home. “To me, it doesn't matter who or how many people tell me I need to quit – by now, my body really and truly needs it. God, once it hits your lungs, it's so good.” Mr. Whitscomb by no means struggles alone, said Dr. Alice R. Ushanginahi, head of addiction studies at the University of Southern Washington, U.S.A. “Every human being alive today is in some form or another addicted to oxygen. In fact, unless a person receives a dose of this chemical every two or three minutes, he or she will experience brain-death, and die.” Compared to food, or water, oxygen is apparently indispensable to a long and healthy life, and inhaling too little of it – due largely to bad posture – quickly causes the oxygen addict to become angry, impatient, and downright boorish. “We've studied countless cases in which individuals ruined social engagements and damaged interpersonal relationships just because their bodies weren't getting enough of the chemical upon which they'd allowed themselves to get hooked,” said Dr. Ushanginahi, who is herself addicted to the chemical. On the street, this drug is known as oh-too. “The most readily available and cheapest way to cure this addiction is, to my knowledge, suicide.” For more information about the addictive nature of oxygen – a free radical that damages the human body and speeds its decay by causing the iron molecules present in the bloodstream to rust – please visit www.urshitoutofluck.com or www.ifurbreathingurbelieving.com

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23 September 2015

to Cerberus's jaws

Aloof to the burden of thinking and thought he knew not the horror and sadness he'd wrought. Without ever asking for a by-your-leave he went steady forward sans hope of reprieve for all of the people whom he had abused lived off of sucked dry harried spat on and used. His path it was steady his step never strayed and naught but the urge of his greed he obeyed and naught but the need of his ego he knew which was a black cold sour and bloody stew. It wasn't 'til lying there on his death-bed that with a foreboding and a sense of dread he honored the fault and the wrong of his ways and wished he could go back to his younger days and speak to himself with tones soothing and true but there he lay dying and nothing could do. Therefore keep the ego as small as can be and turn to the timelessness of the life-tree and eat of her fruit-fall and drink of her sap and lay aside lust want and other such crap for all of one's actions do sound without pause from dear mother's womb-hold to Cerberus's jaws.

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19 August 2015

vanish and cease

The miles ticked by and his muscles did hold and he would keep moving lest sweat made him cold. His steed was another's that he'd borrowed when his own mount was stolen from a downtown fen. The sun on his skin and the wind in his hair reminded this whorphan both sullied and fair that his was a path unlike most others take that his was a fortune and a name to make. With fleet wheels inflated and well-applied grease his troubles and worries did vanish and cease as he made his way from one side to the next of this vast wide beautiful bright metroplex.

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06 August 2015

out a mew

A town in the making is well on its way where a mix of locals and refugees stay. We've planned all its contours to make it so that one can walk across in a half hour flat. There are but few roadways for a motor car, the rest they are made of stone pavers – not tar. The housing won't be more than four stories tall and gets much warm sunshine in winter and fall in the warmer months though it stays nice and cool and there are a number of small public pools. Such shops as one needs for to lead a good life sell foodstuff cloth hat shoe toothpaste soap and knife; they will accept barter or labor for goods will swap rice for garments or hand-tools for wood. To live there one must join a soviet crew to clean up a meadow or rake out a mew to maintain the sewage or help raise a barn to learn how to entertain with a spun yarn. A third of the people who'll live in this town escaped from such countries as war has torn down; two thirds are Grigovians gentle and kind who hold an humanity first in the mind. This is an experiment but we believe that with it we'll provide a welcome reprieve to people from within and those from without who have for too long yearned for such a redoubt. So come have a gander and do stay a while be ready to work and to wear a big smile for ours is a mixing pot crazy and real yet we all believe it's a pretty good deal.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

31 July 2015

all any means

The Yaelong hold power their reach it is long their family systems are tight-meshed and strong. Long ago we'd quarrel o'er land and resources but quickly did learn to combine our small forces into some quick response and some quick action teams who crush all intruders by various means. Their guerrilla tactics we've much added to combining in lessons from Ho Chi Minh too and also from Mao and from Rommel to boot wherefore primed and ready is this armed offshoot. In truth though it makes up the bulk of our guard yet only emerges as a high trump card to mop up the damage done unto such fools who eschew good company's longstanding rules. From trench and from cupola alley and ditch with blood whipped up into a mad fever-pitch will every man woman child et ceterum stand up for to expel from home hearth and womb such Ynki Rus Kossak or Turkmeni brute who should dare on our precious soil set foot. Grigovian weapons and that Yaelong guile should help us keep hold on our freedom a while – for lest we get bombed out like the Nips once got there's nothing can move us from this awesome spot.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

30 July 2015

approaching 7 figures

Los Angeles, CA 28 July 2015

Shirleigh Ratchthwana, former war-crimes prosecutor and current head of Public Relations for the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA), denounced today the destruction of priceless cultural artifacts within a stone's throw of the museum's main entrance. “We regularly watch as groups of vandals deputized to their duty by the City of Los Angles (City) strip layers of art from our town's various walls, sign-posts, and switching boxes – daily and without relent. Examples of this art include stickers en collage or solo, pasted-up paper pieces, and those that are sprayed-on. By its actions and those of its deputies, City demonstrates an alarming lack of appreciation for such art as it presides over, regardless if that art should hang in a gallery or on a street corner.” Art that happens to be located in public, or street art, is created by daring and talented individuals who risk fines and abuse if caught in the act of application. Pieces by the most famous modern graffitos can fetch sums approaching 7 figures. Fundamentally human in its chaotic and spontaneous nature, street art – graffiti – is one of mankind's oldest documented yet least hallowed forms of artistic expression. Whether in the walls of Teotihuacan and Giza or the ruins of Stonehenge and Sumer, the scratches and scribbles of a million faceless graffiti-writers bridge the gaps of time.

“We stand now witness to a great extinction,” said Dr. Horatio B. Gherrt, professor of art history at Harvard's Schoullenbarg School for Contemporary Art. “This extinction, however, this mass die-off, is not of beast but of beauty, not of aardvark or antelope but of art itself. A solitary artist working by herself would take months – even years, or never – to create such pieces of perfectly blended chaos, such though-evoking combinations of logo, typeface, cultural icon, and slogan – old and new, obscure and obvious, crude and tender. Yet such collages spring into being on otherwise unadorned and publicly-accessible spaces virtually overnight and completely free of charge to the city, which then expends resources to scrape them down or cover them in dull, gray paint.”

With municipalities across the world continuing to criminalize the application of street art and refusing to recognize its value and beauty, the future still looks bleak for artists who follow the ancient human urge to mark their passage with note or scrawl (but without a by-your-leave). “So long as there are people, there will be graffiti,” said Ms. Ratchthwana. “Instead of simply destroying things they don't understand, we hope that City leaders will soon treat street art as they would treat a Van Gogh painting or Ming-era vase – as part and parcel of mankind's cherished cultural legacy, something that deserves to be protected.” City declined to comment for this article.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

27 July 2015

quick magical slide

Uncanny and welcoming hectic and vast is road-grid and heart of this city of class. Los Angeles friendo is where it is at where fortunes can change at the drop of a hat where a simple gesture can upset the tides and time does a fluid quick magical slide. Its highways and ocean its palm trees and dust its holy points one time to visit one must and bow to the fault-lines deep down and above that threaten with shaking yet embrace with love. It's fine to be back but there's not much left here that I haven't witnessed before through the years so where does that leave one who roams far and wide? To find within truth and to find it inside...

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

09 July 2015

in this spot

Our ruins are open to visit this week – come by for a glimpse and come by for a peek. With houses aplenty both restored and not you'll learn how our ancestors lived in this spot and lived without waste want or much luxury and lived so much simpler than you or than me. In stone water-channels they brought in their drink with others they led away waste-water's stink and erected stout walls to keep foes at bay and erected store rooms for grain and for hay. They had more than one cult and one ritual indeed many of them did not pray at all yet lived out their in peaceful co-living that was one of sharing and kindness and giving. No house was much larger than the one next door and most of them had but a single ground-floor but some of them boasted a bin in the roof for making food storage both rain- and rat-proof. There's tons more to learn here in this our town so stop for a visit if you are around and sample the recipies used way back when – we're sure you will come back again and again.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

07 July 2015

Berber of birth

There's told of a wanderer Berber of birth who came to Grigovia spreading his mirth. He also spread Islam that still lives today but which we here practice in much our own way without dire enforcement of too many rules while still making use of its fine social tools. Yibin al Ba'huttah was the wise man's name, from far to the West of the sunset he came to share bizarre stories of lands set in snow and that place to which Muslim faithful must go. His goal was an empire far from our own (which he did call Qinku'ha) to make there his home and serve as a minister under its king and share with him ritual knowledge and teaching. If he ever made it we now do not know but were much heartbroken to then see him go in search of warm climates and fortune and glory that man who so brashly wrote his own life-story.

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03 July 2015

wraiths are dumb

The wraith said not sorry and said not goodbye but fled through a crack in the roof of the sty and made like the dickens for its yonder grave and set its mind working like wood on a lathe. Its plans they were finished in one minute flat for it could not ponder much longer than that and fled back outside its old master to seek in a shadowed tree and by a muddy creek. Its master it found not and soon did not know just why it had ventured out over the snow to float through a landscape it no longer knew but oh well those wraiths are dumb – what can one do?

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30 June 2015

find happiness with

To celebrate victory in Ynkiland we break out the bubbly and strike up the band. For too long have all people there in the place lived under the jackboot of hatred for race and hatred for they who prefer the same sex – after this achievement what shall follow next? Will people of darker skin-tones than some others be treated as neighbors as sisters and brothers or will they still be sent to rot in dark cells in cruel private prisons in tightly-cramped hells? We ended our drug war in 1980 and now treat our addicts compassionately and now all our people all Grigovians can make up their own weekend drug-using plans without undue concern their doors will be smashed by mummified officers angry and brash. Huzzah for the homos – a battle they've won – and can now get married to most anyone who agrees to find joy and find happiness with other vagina with other penis. We'd made legal and normal long long ago the tendency of some of us to 'homo' indeed we passed laws back in 1905 that has kept selfsame-love healthy and alive. Well done then, Americans, but do not rest for this is the first of just many more tests to see if you can join the ranks of such nations that choose to make not war but love-celebrations.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

28 June 2015

an hypnotic daze

The swell of the century does sound its call and all of us surfers come hither enthralled to stare at the beauty of the pounding waves to dare to wade out in an hypnotic daze. This isn't a lie here it's not a tall tale about those Grigovian high-mountain vales so please do just skip this one, give me a pass, forgive my glaring and base lack of class. The surfboard is mounted the gas-tank is full and such is the majestic incessant pull of those big-old breakers there pounding the sand that I will now bring this here piece to an end.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

25 June 2015

plenty of ten

A garrisoned plenty of ten to fifth men does overwatch city and mountain and fen. Its weapons are wily its purpose is clear – to guard us from enemies foreign and near. Its symbols are ancient its rites they are true its colors are ocher green and a light blue for all such harm-seekers it does lie in wait from bright early morning to dark even late. Now join you this plenty now pledge you thine arm to keep from Grigovia threat worry harm to protect the homeland and keep us all free – huzzah for the Plenty of Ten and Fifty.

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24 June 2015

our cities dense

To make ourselves ready for the coming storms has our central government enacted norms to sharpen Grigovians' due self-defense from single farm-havens to our cities dense. We must stand together to counter the drive of corporate powers who consume alive both nations and regions nay entire lands and back up with arms their capitalist plans. The ore in the soil the fish in the sea belong to all peoples to you him and me and shall not be used up to make a few rich and shall not be stolen by some greedy bitch. For next they'll steal sunlight and oxygen too and charge us for using both voice and mind too and squeeze us of life-force and enslave our kin unless we bind together to conquer these men. Too long has this people lived freely anon to now just retreat before battle is won wherefore we now rise up and duly proclaim: Our land is our business say you no more or tempt us to sell ourselves like we were whores or get us to give up our long-standing claim to life free of cruel and imperial stains; For we as a people will not just lie flat and give what is ours to men already fat – we'll gladly share with anyone who's in need but will not engender to support the greed of they who've big houses in many a land who kneel to the Ynki and his evil plans; So leave now these borders and come you no more and dare not to darken the jam of this door for we are quite happy to live out our lives like any old normal and regular guys; So take your grand scheming and scurry away and do not awaken this dragon today and test not our iron cold and proven will lest you your own life-blood are willing to spill.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

22 June 2015

distant and far

All else being equal the balance they sought was by hidden perils both hampered and fraught. A mountain of mischief stood there in their path and deep was the impending terrible wrath of all of the agencies that they had spurned who then had to rebuild the bridges they'd burned. So hated and despised was this tiny group that it could not hope any costs to recoup and therefore decided to just up and leave and seek somewhere else its long-sought-for reprieve. It found shelter and many welcoming arms in our fine Grigovian houses and farms where they then lived simply and without worry and let their dear children explore in the trees. The homes that they found here have been proven strong which most of us knew from the start all along and now our dear brothers and sisters they are who came from a dark land both distant and far.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

18 June 2015

friend patron kin

She'd left in a steamer off to the Far East where one of her aunts a plantation had leased. Upon her arrival there in that far place did she get a healthy and quite sudden taste of life in a country where she'd never been where she'd few connections to friend patron kin. As soon as her feet set down on that dark soil there was a sharp outcry from all those who toiled but were not well paid for their labors or time whereupon they rioted in their work-lines. The young lass did hurry away from the port as soon as she heard the rifle's sharp retort and witnessed the marching of colony troops whose bayonets glinted as did their black boots. She fled through the city and into a slum and was there more foreign than most anyone except for an old crone who savvied her plight and gave her somewhere to bed down for the night. The next day the city lay sorely abused while still brightly smoldered the stevedores' fuse and our pretty heroine soon understood that things in that colony were less than good. On reaching her relatives she was well met and told them no longer to worry or fret and told them she'd be heading back into town to help and assist they whose friendship she'd found. She'd then soon established a home for the sick and endured some beatings with long bamboo-sticks for her brash involvement in worker affairs by old and fat white men both baffled and scared that there was a Western girl out in the heat whose actions and rhetoric them would unseat. The workers won finally a few cents more and steeled themselves to head to battle once more and win Independence from their foreign masters and call themselves free men happily e'er after.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

16 June 2015

non-royal fam

The house of our abdicant non-royal fam is focused on helping build shelters and dams not increasing riches or waltzing about while kids in this world still go to sleep without. They live in apartments quite modest in size like any old cluster of regular guys like any old troupe gang army murder clan from this side of Nowhere to Afghanistan. We thank them for staying here within our fen and taking our cause up again and again and fighting for us here in Grigovia for arbor vox populi et patria. All their fine castles now house works of art and all of their efforts do twinge at the heart and buoy the spirit and make the hairs rise so lift up those features and open those eyes; tomorrow is a myth as is yesterday and all of one's life is just now and today.

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14 June 2015

noble and staid

With all the grains planted and growing anon the goddess of Springtime felt her labors done. Retiring her now-empty cornucopia she fled back to her peak high o'er Grigovia and sat there to look down as babe and wheat sprouted and all of mankind her great skillfulness touted. She had but a week or two (in Goddess Time) to rest her bones and drink some flagons of wine before she'd fly back to the Earth-Plains of Man to watch over new lives that in Fall began. She sat therefore silent and still as a rock her mouth it did but breathe and seldom did talk until it was her time to head off again back down to the rolling and now-verdant fen. Her course can be seen by us mortals below who look at the heavens when falling stars show the glinting of her long and golden white hair as she quick descends from that tall Heaven's Stair. We welcome her coming give thanks her for aid and honor her countenance noble and staid and build her an altar of twig and flower at each all and every new-baby shower.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

11 June 2015

going right away

All made up in dress and bow she made to men her presence know by falling from the tallest stair with not a ruffle in her hair. There she stood and met their gazing short and pert and most amazing tough and ready for the day to get on going right away. Though her dress was torn and ripped the maiden did not give a drip for she was bruised from head to toe and let not once her anguish show. Long they'd talk about her action long would last their deep attraction for the one who'd had a fall at her own sweet débutante's ball.

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07 June 2015

tidy but filling

The maiden was comely and hid in a bush and would not dare leave it until hunger pushed and pulled her back into the open again where she would then hunt in dale valley and fen. With skills well-developed she stacked the pelts high then dried and then tanned them under open skies then sold them at night to a woman she knew who lived in the manner of a barren shrew. To the comely maiden it changed not a thing for she and the woman would sit down and sing and share with each other tall tales of the past as well as a tidy but filling repast. Then on the next morrow the pelts would be sold to some local tradesmen both cunning and bold who'd venture up to the old woman's hovel and barter with her using foodstuff or shovel. One time the skilled maiden chose to stick around and hid in the bushes there on the shrew's grounds and spied her some man-flesh and soon became smitten and dropped as she ran away one of her mittens. A tradesman did find it and wondered aloud what sort of wee creatures were stirring about to which the old woman did respond in kind and mentioned the maiden with whom she oft dined. The tradesman went searching and spied him the lass and thought her stout build was of the finest class and bade the old woman to help the two meet in a morning meeting both swift and discreet. The woman invited the maiden to dine and broke out a bottle of her finest wine and left in the cottage the maiden alone then sent in the tradesman his heart filled with stone. The two hit it off though and soon became wed and rumpled the sheets of their marital bed and wandered the high plains hand-in-hand together and while making babies still crafted fine leather.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

04 June 2015

up and raked

The serpentine structures do extend for miles are composed of heaped up and raked gravel piles that once served a purpose which we now don't know which only a few airborne surveys might show. The surveys conducted in previous times did reveal some tightly meandering lines that seem to observers with computer armed to reveal some secrets but not all their charm. Perhaps they were causeways for carrying goods perhaps they were once lined with pillars of wood perhaps they were used in bright ceremonies so that priests their treasures could transport with ease. We'll likely not ever know for sure the reason our ancestors spent all those ages and seasons constructing these structures from stone and rock-fall so we'll just go look at and measure it all.

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02 June 2015

foes to clean

From deep in the caves of our dear capital come many a manner of full-throated yell. It's Springtime and therefore our committees meet to plan for defending our borders and streets from outside incursion by rank enemy whose aim is to take from us our Liberty. Far down in the cellars which join into one are all types of citizens – man and woman, teenager and greybeard – they're anarchists who hold self to account for all things that they do. They come and go freely, do drugs as they please, avoid saying Bless You when one of them sneeze, will stand up together and fight as a team in order this country of its foes to clean. Their meetings are raucous and lengthy affairs can only be reached via some hidden stairs can be infiltrated by all passers-by who are not concerned that their shoes should stay dry. With caches of weapons in good working order these fighters will die on our farthest-flung border to keep out invaders from our precious land – you too can come join up and make valiant stand 'gainst Ynki Rus Uzbek and anyone else for there is no challenge can cause us to melt.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

01 June 2015

hunting and light

Revered for his wisdom and fertility is our gentle goddess named Daiyana'hi. She carries a quiver slung down at her waist and hers is a comely yet beautiful face and her things are childbirth and hunting and light to drive away hunger and impending night. A sister to Others who watch us below with healthy exertion her cheeks tend to glow she protects the fate of this our human race by protecting mothers with vigilant grace. Often depicted with a stag nearby she wanders green meadows and tall mountains high and shelters such persons who might lose their way and keeps them protected until light of day. Born to the Old-Father and his second wife her goal is to nurture all newly-born life and see to the success of hunting for food within her beloved expanses of wood. So come light a candle and say a short word to fair Daiyana'hi and her antlered herd and go take a walk in her forests and such and thank now the goddess who loves us so much.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

28 May 2015

a starlight dance

The grass does blow gently with onset of Spring and in their deep burrows the small owls sing. The skies they are ribboned with clouds wispy white and small things crawl to and fro morning and night. Some small trees are growing where more moisture falls close by golden sandstone lofty canyon walls now providing shelter for small antelope while under them tough creepers spread splay and grope. The moon is a crescent hung low in the sky the bats from their hideouts now drop from on high and all things are peaceful even desert-cat whose outlines are pregnant with thick Summer fat. The rains have been coming quite regularly they bring forth much green on bush grass-clump and tree so sit back now relax and drink it all in for soon enough a starlight dance will begin.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

26 May 2015

ranks are swelled

Our borders pose refuge for all who must flee regardless of origin or enemy. We house them in our homes not outside in shacks nor ghettos nor abandoned apartment tracts. We believe in all humans' deep dignity that people contain more than you or I see that they are most righteous who are gave hope to drag themselves back up a slippery slope. Now our ranks are swelled with man woman and child come in from the dark and cold in from the wild they are now our brothers and our sister too we teach them the tricks that our grandmothers knew. They marry our siblings and start families of laughter and joy frolicked under the trees and fight with against the forces without that seek our high stronghold to harass and rout. Come one and all 'fugees come quickly anon and start a new future here under our sun and find hope once more in the love we've to give for here in our bosom a good life you'll live.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

25 May 2015

on falling stars

There was then a loud and ear-shattering hum that rendered onlookers mute blind deaf and dumb. Its contrails were many its features were bright it lit up the ink-dark and foreboding night it slashed through the heavens then burrowed below while throwing up mountains of peat-moss and snow. Long after it settled it burbled and hissed; the next day its resembled an onyx schist; when prodded however it made a dull sound right there in its hole in the thick frozen ground. None knew what to make of this fallen body but from all around many came it to see to touch and to feel it to ponder its skin to wonder what might still be hidden within. A wall was built 'round it a roof of wood beams to channel the oncoming pilgrimage streams to preserve the beauty of this fallen rock that once caused such panic and wonder and shock. It is still preserved in the Shrine to the Sky so please come and visit yourself to espy this well-preserved meteor down where it lays since back in those spell-bound and woebegone days.

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22 May 2015

hither and fro

Our nomads still wander the Steppes in the south still living the ancient way – from hand to mouth. They drive herds of ungulates hither and fro and just where they'll rest tonight no one can know; their numbers are stable and healthy to boot for they eat leaf bug goat-meat soil and root. They'll cover a league or two every day their children know labor as well as some play they teach them to sew cook tend livestock and guard they teach them that life must not ever be hard. Their cousins the Yaelong were once nomads too but they chose to stay where the best foodstuffs grew and gave up their roaming and pastoral ways and moved into tree-forts and hollows and caves. With luck you can spot you a nomad or two but strap on some sturdy and good walking shoes for they do not wait for the tourist who lags or fiddles with his many camera bags. So come now come quickly and learn of their ken spend time with their wise elders women and men rejoice in their freedom wanderlust and skill in in dusty valley up on barren hill.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

19 May 2015

far deadlier foe

With peat-bogs aplenty and mountains of sand we've tons of resources in this tiny land to fuel all our fires and built such contraptions as do many bigger more powerful nations. Our mountains yield coal copper gold and platin in deep and rich lodes and in thick running seams but such paltry trinkets and their fleeting sums do pale when compared to our daughters and sons. In their hearts and minds burns amor patria – a love for this nation of Grigovia – which won't be extinguished by water or wind which none of them have plans to ever rescind. We've beaten off waves of Rus Mongol and Hun although their massed arrows did blot out the sun and they tried a way in to trick and to buy but soon did roll over to perish and die. Now there is another far deadlier foe whose tricks tools and talents still brutally grow who claims he is fighting for Liberty but whose wheels are just spinning in deep bloody ruts. The Ynki is cunning and greedy to boot he's rendered the standards of compassion moot he's sent out his forces to conquer the Earth while his chubby denizens wallow in mirth. We won't let him split our defenses asunder or punish our citizens with rolling thunder but rather we'll join him in battle should he decide ever to force us onto our knees.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

17 May 2015

clear clouded mind

Her face is a whiteness that hangs in the sky and dark is the inky expanse that she plies. Her countenance waxes her countenance wanes in some women she causes internal pains in some persons her pull awakens such passions as leads them to behave in strange crazy fashion. As long as we humans have thought dreamed and spoken has her lasting mystery within us woken such dazzling fantasies as one might find within a wild lunatic's clear clouded mind. Lift up the gaze and turn it toward the moon for hers is a bountiful beautiful boon – for without her drawings there would be no tide and life on this planet would have too soon died.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

10 May 2015

wellspring of joy

There is an old discipline taught in this land that makes use of mind foot will focus and hand. It's shared with but a few who come from without and helps one to conquer fear torment and doubt and helps one to find in the depths of the self the wellspring of joy purpose calm peace and health. Its name can't be mentioned its outlines are vague it cannot be hampered by sickness or plague it cannot be grasped after confined or caught – all efforts to know it with peril are fraught. It is both internal and external too it ignites the passions yet tempers them too and with it ones learns to be always aware to lessen emotions and soften one's glare. If it must be named then these names should suffice: Tatag'eh, Tatag, or maybe The Rule of Thrice; for three are its tenets its tenets are three and they are love mercy and humility. Its one central focus is stilling the mind and leaving memory and sadness behind and learning to stay in the Here and the Now and learning one's own fertile basin to plow. To control the self and not others is key to living in blessed long-lived harmony with The Great Unnameable Vast Mystery and its many vassals we can't hear or see. The monks of this order are few but well-placed and of many sexes and many a race and move through this world leaving very few traces but filled with such wonder as once filled the Graces. To join in this movement come search out a sage and watch her emerge from humanity's cage then delve into wonder sat there by her side and let go of honor want anger and pride. Our gates they stand open to all those who wander without ever moving from here there or yonder so come when you're ready and stay for a while to learn to live life filled with soft yielding smiles.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

07 May 2015

bridle and tame

She knew how to whisper and how to give thanks and where help was needed on the most far flanks. Her gaze it was piercing but then also kind and sharp was the thrust of the point of her mind and soft was her hand helping a fallen foe and quick was her pace through sand mudflat or snow. Her role in repelling the attacking Hun saw to it that quickly such battles were won as then led to victory in our campaign to live our lives peacefully now and again. Her patroness was she whose home is the arena – our proud and our mighty own Nuuzstathena – whose actions are virtuous righteous and just though she may be covered in gore and road-dust. Now join in our efforts to drive out the foe whose outlines and habits we already know whose stars and whose stripes are the chains of oppression who must be forthwith taught an enduring lesson. His fingers do meddle in many a pie so we must confront him from tunnel to sky and remind his people that Freedom comes not to those who abandon the lessons they're taught. So join in resisting the power whose aim is Liberty's chaos to bridle and tame and stand now for something or stand not at all now rise up and answer ye patriots all.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

05 May 2015

the meandering Yalung

The river meanders from high mountain dales down into these verdant and soft-rolling vales. Its banks they are lined with all manner of plant as it back and forth now does happen to cant; its ripples are gentle its flow brings the soil to grow us our bounty and lessen our toil. As soon as a seed is sunk into the earth a strong striving seedling springs suddenly forth and quickly does grow into a healthy stalk within which we stroll run meander and walk. For along the Yalung are paths and roadways upon which a person can wander for days or weeks months and years long without ever leaving unless one should suffer from lack of good breathing. Its liquids are pure clean and nutrient-rich they are home to insects toads and many fish they are safe for drinking so fill up a glass and drink it all down with much relish – not fast. The snow-melt that feeds it makes it mighty cold as it winds its way all throughout this here vold and when it then flows out to lands not our own it is just as clean as the day it was born. So help us protect this holy water source; help us make it better not dirty or worse by using such products as don't pollute it by composting food-waste and cleaning up shit. Together we'll pass to the children still small a land that does blossom from Springtime to Fall while teaching them stewardship of all they've got and improving this our dear and common lot.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

03 May 2015

five angry cats

Her five angry cats and flock of barren hens all made the old lady to ponder just when she'd give in and sell the farm that had remained so long in her family's lackluster name. For men had come calling not to ask for her hand but to get the titles and deeds to her land and all of her children were gone and away and it was just she who alone there did stay. She'd heard of a system for the relocation of elderly persons in families not their own but full strangers who'd then help each other improve and uplift each and everyone's lot. She signed up to live with a man and his wife whose both busy workdays did hardly suffice to care for their young ones so she sold the farm and went to take their children on her arm. Her days they were lovely all her needs were met and she had the best of years that she'd had yet and she then died happy with friends at her side who kept her last months full of honor and pride.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

30 April 2015

great and godly

Spawn of man and child of powers from without this plain of ours was she born there in a sty and forthwith began to cry. Long of wind and bright of features she was friend to many creatures her advice from a young age did rival that of mage or sage. Quick she grew bones long and strong and at her doorstep men did throng to catch a glimpse of her great beauty which she to hide let all to see. Business ventures made her rich but the stresses caused an itch wherefore she gave up such pursuits and took up dance and learned the flute. Inherent talent brought her fame but soon she stood in solemn shame for out beyond the baying crowd she spied a girl – a ragged lout. Then this wonder born of flesh did take into her well-stocked crèche such urchins as lived on the street in constant rounds swift and discreet. Much she gave to tending them to stopping here a dress to hem to stopping there a mouth to feed and there was so much worldly need that soon her riches all dried up and empty was her cornucup. Then a goddess saw her plight and filled it back up overnight and helped Yieryienda then to found a charity whose aim was sound whose purpose was to help the poor and pick them back up from the floor. Kind Yieryienda recognized the godliness in all the eyes that watched her there upon her bed that did support her until dead. Then she entered soon anon the great and godly pantheon where such warm souls tend to go after they've had their Earthly go. Please contribute to her cause and take a moment now to pause and say a thanks to Those Without whose goal is to spread love about.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

28 April 2015

their immutable liberty

Let none rule another for no man is slave and let our detractors know we shall not cave to threat or to treaty for starving us out though signed by the highest of elected louts. Slavery destroys all that mankind stands for by trodding the weakest of weak to the floor and stealing their immutable liberty and stranding them in darkest foul misery. For to cast a man or a woman in chains for paltry short fleeting base financial gains is to become Evil (with capital E) to give up one's once-precious humanity. The body contains all – life freedom and pride – and if it is made a slave all those things die and if it is forced to work day upon day then rightly the person enslaved will then say: Enough with this madness I want nothing more than to be set free through the flung open door that long has entrapped me in darkest despair with sores on my ankles and lice in my hair. So join us in cursing this failure of Right and march in the daytime and march in the night and stand up for justice for no one else will rid of this society its darkest ill.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

26 April 2015

spring springs anew

There stands in the middle of Krukuv Surround a small short unseemly well-kept earthen mound. Dug out at the founding of this our homeland by a pair of gentle industrious hands upon it grow blossoms of white orange blue – the first ones to spring up when Spring springs anew. 'Twas there that wise Grigov (Man Krukuv, of old) did first sink his spade into our lovely vold to dig out a place wherein to store his crop protected from wind rain and thick muddy slop. A tunnel he lifted within which to put great armfuls of tubers and wild beet-root then kept right on tunneling slowly anon until his bones wearied and his strength was gone. He took then a maiden of the Yaelong folk who bore him three children from her fertile yolk whom he set to digging in the earthen larder so that there'd have plenty should times they turn harder. And things then turned sour as he knew they would but they had deep piles of well-fermented food with which they sustained themselves happy and strong until better fortunes came strolling along. Please come soon and visit fine Krukuv Surround and marvel at what can be done underground when minds they are focused on one single task – on building a nation that this long could last.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

24 April 2015

with righteous fanfare

Unearthed from some tundra in a mountain pass is a woolly rhino of world-stunning class, an albino specimen fully intact with food in her guts and with young in her tract. Her size is diminutive she is a dwarf and with righteous fanfare was moved to a wharf and transported quickly lest her tissues thaw and we lose the residues trapped in her maw. Once probed measured sequenced to the nth degree will her pelt and nashorn once more day's light see. It's true she was pregnant when her life did end way up by what's now called as the Sharp Northern Bend where our river Yalung does make a quick right in its snowed-in valley – a curious sight. A shepherd did spy her while out on the vold and knew in an instant that her bones were old and called up the b'andzar to tell of the find then set off a few vagrant lamb-chops to find. Eroded by currents of the nearby stream whose banks with all manner of artifacts teem a landslide exposed to the wildlife around what had until then been trapped in frozen ground. Genetic material pried from her chest will allow researchers her time-line to guess and possibly reveal what caused her to shrink so that from the cup of her secrets we drink. Come by when she's ready and look on her size and stare into her round and sorrowful eyes and learn of her past in the great snowy time before our own species did learn how to rhyme.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

21 April 2015

in her wisdom

There is a soothsayer whose verbage is true who lives in a cave without comfort or shoes or access to wi-fi or much in the way of modern distractions to consume her days. Her cavernous murky and well-hidden home is not hers to live in by herself alone but with her are strong men and girls who reside to make sure she's safe and fed and stays alive. The crone in her wisdom does not leave her lair and since she was 10 she has not cut her hair and her words resound in ears hearts and souls where they take a lasting and powerful toll. She speaks to all comers and won't turn away such persons as have not much money to pay – for all of the drachmas and other such mint are used just to suppot her soothsaying stint. She's spoken to paupers and to heads of state and opens to everyone her speaking-gate then sits back and closes her young lively eyes and sees through the shrewdest and most cunning lies. Her clients are housewifes old weary and weak the rich and the mighty the bold and the meek and hers are hard truths that now soothe and now sting that make people weep cry out rejoice and sing. So come with your question and one or two more and knock on the old lady's stout wooden door and sit for a moment to bask in the words of this old Grigovian truth-telling bird.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

20 April 2015

heater for nigh

He'd been on a heater for nigh on a week and long was his successful brash winning-streak. His game it was poker his foes were a bunch of backstabbing gangsters who never skipped lunch his luck was as long as his skills they were deep but he made too many of the others weep and they started cheating conspired against this man who too few too far-apart friends. He cursed the high heavens when he started losing and soon turned to whiskey and other such boozing and spent his last dollar on drinking away the sorrow and anger of that darkened day. But not beer nor liquor could obscure the fact that his soul was constantly under attack from greediness and a foul yearning for more the likes of which have not been much seen before. Then after a week more of losing he sold a watch that was studden with diamonds and gold that he'd been presented with not long ago – quite desperate was he to have sunk so low. With bills and calls mounting to pay off his debts he wondered how much worse his poor life could get then choked on a porkchop one night at a bar and wandered outside but could not find his car for it had been repo'd and he had to walk and all the way home a dark figure did stalk. The fight it was over before it began and off into darkness the dark figure ran and the man bled out on a worn broken stair with holes in his stomach and blood in his hair. There was no memorial no persons mourning and bright shone the sun on the very next morning and his chair was filled at the poker game by another too-gready and -liquored up guy.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

14 April 2015

bounty and plenty

Long has she watched over fair Grigovia – our welcoming mother bright Ma'atronya. She holds to her bosom great bundles of wheat and full cornucopia lie at her feet and a healthy child sits there on her lap who looks like he'd just woken up from a nap. First mentioned in the ancient Edda of Grie from one thousand thirty and two B.C.E. her rein's not been shaken by harshness or drought or when there was bounty and plenty about. With blessings and mercy she comforts the weak and few are the comforting words that she speaks but when they are spoken they can't be unheard for hers are some lasting and powerful words. In every home altar she takes up a space she helps us our problems with fortitude face she helps us remember what we've long forgot – that none of our efforts are ever for naught. We praise and uplift her on every full moon for hers is a fertile mysterious womb where dream hope and passion do enter and stay and go grow to fruition with each passing day. On the equinoxes we praise her once more by draping bright garlands from window and door by hugging each other and passing out food to each needy mother to each vagrant dude. Come join in the warmness of this quiet mother who loves and protects us like no one no other in this land of happiness this patria whose glory endures thanks to Ma'atronya.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

12 April 2015

bovines and sheeps

Come outside my lovelies there's warm in the air and green tufts of life all around – everywhere! Our Massif of Yiptlong is coming alive with bees now emerging from their high-hung hives and birds now returning from their winter keeps and young being born to goats bovines and sheeps. Man Winter is crawling back into his cave, his white wispy beard and his long gnarled stave are dragging behind him for he's been left weak from making the landscape cold barren and bleak. The goddess of Springtime has taken his stead and soon to Man Summer she'll surely be wed and then we'll all bake under his restless eye that hangs in a tepid and sweltering sky. With thoughts of hot evenings and of hotter nights we turn our attention to conquering fright and vanquishing worry and hunger and pain and waking up from frigid slumber again the deep burning fires that keep our souls bright that wrap us in dazzling and near-blinding light. Air out the bed linens and sweep off the stair and weave a wee tulip up into your hair; rejoice at the coming of times filled with joy for each one among us – old young girl and boy.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

09 April 2015

not a word

She knew not to wait or to look for a sign and therefore just sat there and soon was aligned to energies inside and those from without while her soul did shine and her spirit did shout. Her mouth though was silent she said not a word and moved not for thunder man spider or bird and let the impressions of life all around impact on her being with wind-gust and sound. Such was her devotion to just sitting there that she soon developed a shock of white hair that hung as a forelock down over her face revealing a hint of her majestic grace. Goddesses took notice and moved her to shield and used all the craftiness that they could wield to shelter her body from torment and pest and prolong the life of she whom they loved best. Time did wear upon her after many years but she had abandoned her cares and her fears and stepped without knowing back into the void from whence she at birth had been duly deployed. She joined then the pantheon that none can see and guards all such people who sit silently as she herself once did while she was alive and helps all such people to advance and thrive who take time to step away from busy lives who display the courage deep within to dive.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

07 April 2015

her own self

Her visions were strong and her mind it was clear so much so that she could tell when earthquakes neared and when rains were coming and when they would cease and how Bengal tigers' anger to ease. She worked for circuses and for soothsayers but never revealed all of her deep layers but kept herself closed to those she didn't know and carefully throttled how far she would go with even her closest and longest of friends and learned mostly on her own self to depend. While out on a journey she met Nepal monks and found she could share all her secrets amongst those wise and sage masters of Being And Naught who'd long ago shed all their most selfish thoughts. She joined then up with them and fled to the East and calmed many angry and marauding beasts and then reached a temple build high on a peak where she then remained 'til her muscles turned weak and she duly perished and her body dried but her spirit lived for such things don't die.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

05 April 2015

hope and promise


The virus made use of our customs and trade its inroads and success were too quickly made until a small council of wise people met to examine options we'd not thought of yet. This occurred way back in the thirteen hundreds when much of what was Europe lay about dead when blight war and pestilence were all around and piles of corpses stood heaped on the ground. This council of men and of women held court and discussed our nation's few and last resorts and devised a schema for saving us all from wizened old geezer to children still small. We must put these bodies at once in the earth and give all sick-houses a wide solemn berth and clean up our quarters and wash all our clothes and wear clean white kerchiefs before mouth and nose, is what this wise council did wisely propose. Grigovia's death-rate fell quickly and soon and ours was a widespread but still-cautious boon for we found some lands to the north south and east had been quite abandoned to weed-growth and beast. Our borders expanded as the sickness fled and within a fortnight we'd buried the dead and started to build on the lands that we'd gained while strength hope and promise did fill us again. With stubborn defense we held onto those lands from roving marauding and murderous bands that swept from the plains of Asia's wide steppe to break up and shatter upon our doorstep. The pest never came back for we did keep clean our bodies and homes and all places once mean and foul with effluvia trash and vomit and never again did we let or permit invaders of human or non-human sort to drive us to seeking few and last resorts.

​© americanifesto / 場黑麥

02 April 2015

favor of Fate

When waking up early to see to the rites she found it important a candle to light not one on the outside but one within her in hopes she'd the favor of Fate would incur. Things took a turn upward and her life improved and many a visitor felt himself moved when looking upon the things she did sculpt carve paint regardless if depicting sinner or saint. Her works were bought up by some people with means and she found herself mingling in between and rubbing her elbows with those who could pay for her bold wide strokes and her well-crafted clay. She took then to drinking her rites set aside and let herself fill up with envy and pride and let herself slack in her morning routine until her hard soul was dark callous and mean. Fate then frowned upon her and caused her to lose the customers who'd once her works had perused and she lost a child to drink and to vice and hers was a bed of rough hay-bales and lice. She left for far shores on a fast sailing-craft whose deckhands were able whose captain was daft whose course was erratic as that of a bat which lapped up grain liquor from an open vat. A storm did confuse them and they lost a mast to a prolonged furious sudden wind-blast and they then washed up on tropical isle where they found brown faces and curious smiles. She took to her new home with passionate zeal and did quickly learn how to whip up a meal from coconut milk and a few broken nuts and soon were smoothed over her addictions' ruts. She took her a husband and bore him a son who was a bright beautiful artistic one and soon she discovered the routines she'd known that were once abandoned in her distant home and became a priestess who shared with her tribe her wisdom and grace 'til the day that she died.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

31 March 2015

omen and idol

There was once a bird that from ashes arose of which have been penned many mountains of prose. We too have this legend of starting again of picking up oneself with the help of friends or gods or just solo as many still do who find themselves wishing to start over new. We call it the Nixpe, tell of it in tales and tell of its many and colorful tails as it from dire ruins of what was once had does ascend with calls bright shrill frequent and glad. As omen and idol the Nixpe does serve for it is a curious magical bird that from all the failed plans of mice and of men does emerge and emerge again and again. In our northern cities and those in the south does this ancient story fill many a mouth, from western Pyltagrad to eastern Gar Nuuzsh (whose people have roots in the great Hindu Kusch) do they speak of Nixpe whenever they hear that for a dear project the ending is near. To accept this cycle of death and rebirth requires the ego to lose its wide girth and tap instead into immutable truth and give up its concrete-filled immobile berth. When failure turns fun then this life is a gas and anger and hardship are simply bypassed for such greener pastures that broaden the mind and free it of memories best left behind. If something should burn down don't stand there and cry just give it one more solid and heartfelt try for everything built up will crumble one day – trust in the recurrence of wondrous Nixpe.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

30 March 2015

cloudy or blue

Her beauty was manifest honest and bright – it darkened the daytime and lit up the night. She first was discovered at the age of ten by a group of talent- and model-scout men who'd witnessed her coming back home from the health with her flock intact and a bag in her teeth. The bag contained queenswort dandelion sage and her stony features did belie her age for she had been out in the meadows all week with her sheep the greenest green pastures to seek. The men had heard rumors of a maiden fair all long slender limbs and bright blond flowing hair and in this young shepherd their quarry did find with thoughts of her success (and theirs) in their minds. She agreed to come with them, left then her home, but she was not happy in Saõ Paolo Rome New York Berlin Shanghai (where fashion is king) but wanted to go back and do her old thing. She stayed made some money quit after a year her glamorous empty clothes-wearing career, returned to her parents and to the High Wold and her messy bleating long-yearned-for sheepfold. She married a farmer who lived down the road and of their sweet offspring more stories were told – of beauty and gracefulness, modesty too, and life lived under the skies both cloudy or blue.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

26 March 2015

old man Grilgamesh

There's an ancient story concerning man-flesh – it's of course the tale of old man Grilgamesh. He'd sat masturbating for most of his life while pining for company (maybe a wife) to share with him his sodden bed made of reeds to comfort him daily and meet all his needs. His story is epic, his seed made us all, and boosted our numbers while our race was small, not yet well established upon this here Earth, this rapidly spinning celestial berth. There arrived then Ink'Du, whom Eshtir had sent to help some good people and give them defense except that wild Ink-Du and old Grilgamesh soon wove themselves into a tight friendly mesh. The high times that they had would have made strippers blush for from peak to valley the drunk pair did rush consuming and partying with all they had two arm-in-arm brothers with wide smiles glad. Eshtir she was pissed because Grilgamesh had spurned ignored denied her a place in his bed whereupon she'd sent down a mad raging cow that was meant to kill never to pull a plow. Ink'Du and his buddy did slay that bovine which caused Ink'Du's life-web to quickly unwind whereupon Grilgamesh did mourn for his mate and curse all the gods for his fallen friend's fate. He holed himself up in a far hidden place while his building projects were finished apace and realized that power was paltry at best whereupon a weight of woe fell from his chest. We humans are flimsy, he realized anon, We must not rejoice at the battles we've won but cherish the friends that we get in this life and lay down our weapons and tools made for strife; to build and to construct great cities and works to stop being assholes mendicants and jerks is all we can strive for in this life of ours so please do tread lightly always smells the flowers – too short are the rest of these remaining hours.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

24 March 2015

our good health

From sands in the east to deep muck in the west from wide southern plains to its northernmost crest our land is gray taupe verdant ocher basalt but we love its soils whatever their pall. With swamp-rat mountain-goat plains-goose desert-fox as well as fine salmon (that provides us lox) in every corner and every place has our fine Grigovia always been graced. On hill and in valley stream river and tree do we find abundance that makes us wealthy not with heaps of money but with something else – with freedom and foodstuffs to keep our good health. We know to be careful and not take too much to harvest only what our own limbs can clutch to leave for the children who are yet to come such bounty and riches that cannot be won that are righteous blessings sent down by the gods who smile upon us and buoy our odds. All hail then the Watchers who dole out the goods who wander our alleys and flit through our woods who knock on our door-jams when we least expect who've been known to meddle and to interject their whim and their fancy on we who must die on everyone from magnate to little guy. Their end-goal is shifty their methods are slick they make the lame healthy the solipsist sick they're here for the long haul and shall be endured and praised with the kindest and softest of words. We thank them here now and with this simple text we know not to fear what must need to come next for we trust the judgment of those we can't see to maintain the balance twixt you him and me.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

22 March 2015

faces of women

The first bills we printed in May, 1810, included the faces of women and men. There was brave Queen Pylta defending a moat upon the 100 talent banking note, then there was our maiden, fair Nuuzstathena, upon what was then the 10 talent drachma. We also have honored dames foreign and not who labored to improve all of mankind's lot, like Keller Luxembourg Frank Yiessht and Curie on much of our land's official currency. We urge now the E.U., the Ynki, the Rus, to celebrate people who have shaped for us the world as we know it the world that is ours for sharing their thoughts hopes dreams and working-hours. If not for the imprint of many a lass we'd likely be living without any class and lapping at puddles and holed up in caves and not much confronting the fault of our ways. Now pull out a fifty now cast you a glance and keep you that boner-farm tucked in your pants for all of those ladies that live on your cash will save and avenge you and that in a flash. So raise you a toast to the girl at your side, for she is the source of most all of our pride, for hers is a mighty and sharply-tuned brain that's saved us from ruin again and again.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥]

20 March 2015

women at home

There was not a murmur of fear in their ranks as they reached the top of the enemies' banks. Dug into a river in their country's west were some of the bravest and some of the best that they had encountered in all of their days which prompted them to craft some devious ways. They'd trapped in clay jars many manner of bees that they'd duly harvested from nearby trees that they then sent flying from catapults crude which their foes found shitty unwanted and rude. With hardly a quiver and much hardy sand they then undertook the next step of their plan and blasted their foe without remorse or heed but with much deliberate and measured speed. They managed to rid him then off selfsame banks for which they received heaps of praise and much thanks from women at home and from allies afar who now recognize them for all that they are.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

18 March 2015

from many trees

There was of a sudden a light in the sky that with a great speed through the heavens did fly that buzzed many rooftops and finally found an end to its travels in our marshy ground. The object was metal and dried up the turf and let up much steam from its not-too-deep berth for its had been a long wide trajectory and it had clipped many tops from many trees. As soon as it had cooled enough to be took it was swiftly loaded up onto a truck and hauled to a room at the Circle of Knowledge where it was then probed weighed examined and polished. Its secrets discovered its origins too it was forthwith set up within its own booth where children from near and experts from afar could come to marvel at this bright falling star. Since it had descended during the twilight it gained of the nickname Twixt Even and Night which was soon adopted Grigovia-wide to lift up our spirits and buoy our pride.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

13 March 2015

bountiful foodstuff supplies

He'd stood on his doorstep and prayed there for rain and yet all his pleadings were offered in vain for to the wrong goddesses he'd made his plea – all hail the Steppe Mother, all praise be to she who causes her moistures to fall from the skies who grows our rich bountiful foodstuff supplies. Her gaze covers all the farms south of the Pass, from ones that grow grains to those that just make grass for feeding the livestock from which comes all meat, without which most mealtimes would not be complete. The Steppe Mother calls upon Grigovians to alter tradition and change up their plans and consume such items the Earth herself makes and stop eating chicken pig or bovine steaks. Great mountains of barley wheat corn oat and rice would become available and would suffice to feed all the people we have in this land if diets were switched to vegetarian. So stop putting animals into your stews and sample with recipies based on this new exciting and cutting-edge curriculum that sees all things living together, as one.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

10 March 2015

bodies and hair

Sunk down in the marshes acidic and deep were found a few persons who appeared asleep. The chemical stew there had preserved their hides in such a fine fashion they appeared alive – with clothes on their bodies and hair on their heads to every appearance they did not seem dead. The fibers and leather that clung to their skin were carefully removed before did begin a thorough analysis of all their tattoos as well as their last meals, tooth-wearing, and shoes. Much insight was gained into their ancient rites and work it proceeded both daytime and night and some tools and weapons were found buried there that were still so sharp that they could split a hair. The remains and sundry are now on display in Grig's large Museum Of Then And Today that sits on the banks of the frothy Yalung whose doors they stand open to old and to young. Stop by for a visit, see with your own eyes, come gasp with delightful and pleasant surprise at all of the riches dug up from below that make up this solemn yet insightful show.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

09 March 2015

his final days

A man of unshakable deep solid faith he refused to brush his teeth eat well or bathe. For more than a few years he lived in this way and cared not for lowly mundane day-to-day or what to his mind were mere petty concerns until of a sudden his insides did burn. It was an large ulcer that ate at his guts that made him act crazy mad psycho and nuts that made him to rethink his blind dedication to the thought that he could not be touched by such foul consternation. He then changed his diet and started to wash but could only sit back and suffer and watch as his past decisions did haunt and mistreat his every motion on endless repeat. He cursed then the god that he had once but praised and lived out in agony his final days and went to his rest still with spite in his soul – he who had let arrogance wreak its harsh toll.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

05 March 2015

towering and wooden


There is a small forest on the edge of Grig that is populated by trees tall and big. The arbor has stood since time once began, since our founding persons did set forth this land and shelter by solemn official decree that no single saw-blade these trees would dare see. Their tops reach to heaven, their roots do run deep and many cool wind-gusts their leafy crowns sweep, there are many pathways that make curvy walks between their long towering and wooden stalks. They would make fine masts but we're far from the ocean and still rather enjoy the quick sweeping motion that they make when lapped at by squalls from the north that rush down and move all their limbs back and forth. We're glad they weren't made into houses or spears, that they have stayed standing these many long years, and hope that our children and theirs then in kind will share of the hopes that we hold in our mind to keep for the future – for prosperity – these unique majestic ancient mega-trees.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

03 March 2015

tiniest and grandest

She is the fair Maiden Of What's Left Unsaid and there is no other can act in her stead. She governs and watches over honest minds and bears silent witness to all of our crimes and shelters the tiniest and grandest Truths that we dare not set in stone or prove with proofs. Therefore we must guard her weak small tender form and keep deep inside us the thought of her warm and not rush to speak about that which we think lest we cause an uproar or turmoil or stink. There are you see some things which much stay Unsaid which we dare not to escape the hole in the head that talks without ceasing and spills without pause pears of endless wisdom through hard-marbled jaws. So sew up the mandibles, pray do not speak, and zip up that suck-hole this day and this week, and keep it all closed up and sealed from within – for then a great prize you shall most surely win. The Maiden is gracious, respects sacrifice, and claims that mere silence alone will suffice to secure her blessing and countenance fair – not boasting or riches or suave debonair.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

01 March 2015

all too little

Just three rows and bushels of corn were laid in before the white snowflakes to fall did begin. The young men had little to keep them afloat, a handful of acres, a small flock of goat, a stand of tall willows from which they could weave a basket or two in the darkening eve. What kept them all going however was that they had once been promised by a talking cat to be the recipients of vast treasure so much that they'd dare not its outlines to measure. They knew all too little, and much less than most, and trusted a cat (which not many can boast), and kept right on working through darkness and rain in hopes that their fortunes would turn round again.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

26 February 2015

birds of spring

Soon there will be laughing the new birds of Spring with whom we shall dance and shout, frolic and sing. Their plumages will dot the lingering snow, their voices will lift and make our spirits glow, their long wintry silence now comes to an end – please do welcome with us our feathery friends.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥​

23 February 2015

god of thunder

Oh great god of thunder whose deep peals now shake the souls of the innocent, making them quake and cry out for mercy and beg sue for pause – we welcome your coming and give you applause. You send the fast lightning that springs from your ax that all our tall buildings and trees does attack that delights onlookers and lights up the sky while with rains you wet our fields, leave nothing dry. The ancients they called you by different names, by Djophat and Thiruur and He Who Light Tames, which echo your majesty glory and might; they prayed for your blessings to help with their plight. Now we of Grigovia once more erect a shrine in your honor, ask you to protect our small mighty nation from all of the foes whose threat to our sovereignty day by day grows. All hail then this mighty and life-giving power whose force we now measure in kilo-watt-hours; please ask him to return to our tiny land and help us in making our valiant stand against foul imperialists, Ynki and Rus, who are e'en now planning their demon to loose.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

18 February 2015

come quickly anon

Now up from the caverns come quickly anon – the battle for Grig is not over or won. Now take up your rifle now grab you a knife, now arm you your children your mother your wife, and send them forthwith to the trenches to fight through bright sparkling day and through long darkest night. Remove quick from each of those foreign devices the battery, hardware, and surveillance license allowing such spies as are used by Ynki to track what you're doing to watch what you see. Our dear hard-won freedoms for which we gave much must now be protected from forces that clutch and grab at and tear down our defensive walls – if we act together we'll prove we have balls. If not though mere slaves to the Ynki we'll be and chained to their whimsical senseless decrees and bombed by their airborne death-dealing machines – mocked, despised, and ridiculed, hated, demeaned. When we fight aggression both here and abroad we garner eternal ancestral applause and honor the sacrifice our fathers made when they and our mothers refused to obey the dictates of massed and imperial brutes whose aim was to poison our deep-tendriled roots. We've taken our case before United bodies and met with our enemies in their own lobbies and sued them for clemency mercy and peace to which they however responded like beasts and sent through the wires that connect us all a whole host of viruses – damn them their gall! So now to the ramparts we dutifully march in processions piercing our victory arch once more now for glory be sure to reload come one and all defend our humble abode.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

08 February 2015

ten foreign firms

Full three score decades seven years in the past was Grig liberated from danger, at last. That was when the remnants of ten foreign firms were shown to our borders (those wide earthen berms). These foul corporate entities had until then diluted our waters and poisoned our fen had pulled from the earth many mountains of gold had enslaved our man-folk both youthful and old. These firms had headquarters in lands far away where most of their profits and our wealth did stay, they paid but a pittance to some greedy chaps who cared not if their siblings ate or collapsed. These rank politicians had worked with the Huns when for all of Europe their quest had begun, they used cruelly stolen and ill-begot gains to get re-elected again and again. Then after the cease of armed hostilities did our strongest legions return from o'erseas and promptly with fighting at home they began against these intrusions to take a brave stand. The Wellspawn is Watching; their bold slogans went, and: Pay Out A Living Wage Taxes And Rent; and: Hands Off The Yiptlong – It Is OUR Massif; to which many foreigners answered aggrieved with complaints and missives submitted to court and threats that they'd call in some nasty cohorts. Soon main streets and avenues across the land were choked up by babushkas who would then stand and block every truck carrying fine pay-dirt with limbs linked together and knives in their skirts. The drivers of these trucks were quickly replaced with others who had no affection for our nation's mothers but who were contractors both hard-faced and cruel who heeded not our own but a foreign rule. One driver got angry and mowed down a crowd was pulled from his cabin by women in shrouds was taken to a cell to sit and to wait for judges and lawyers to discuss his fate. He confessed to being a corporate spy and fingered some highly-placed government guys whom we drove from office the very same night to Justice's lasting and constant delight. Reforms were then passed to keep greedy thieves out, to bar them from entering this high redoubt, after which the people of Grig and the like did witness and revel in livelihood spikes which saw every citizen content and pleased to live lives devoid of poverty's disease.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

05 February 2015

least to lose

There is an old saying among Yaelong tribes: do business with he who pays the biggest bribes then turn 'round and prop up those whose need is vast for then you'll be wealthy in honor and cash. In this way they've helped keep our nation this free, by using their caches of quick blood-money to nurture a friendship and love for the poor who will then too gladly repay them, in scores. The persons with least to lose have most to gain; their methods are simple and honest and plain; they make due with little and pick up used goods that the more affluent just toss into woods. When items that still have some utility are simply discarded sans ceremony their worth is then wasted unless they are saved by persons called cur wanker peon or slave. These then use such items in ways other won't, and see in them value that rich persons don't, and raid them for pieces to fix other things or strip them of parts to mend weld repair dings. This raw ingenuity is an ideal that's shared by the Yaelong for they also feel that in modern cultures and ones long ago when people got lazy they suffered the blows of foreign invaders who simply walked in to harass and murder neighbor sibling kin. The Yaelong they sleep often under the stars and avoid the confines of brothels and bars and wander the hillsides as if homeless too with burrs in their britches and stones in their shoes. In this way they scout monitor check the routes that could be exploited by bloodthirsty brutes who'd come in and take from the sons of this land the daughters and riches now Grigovian. To rid oneself of lust temptation and greed; to practice obeisance to the common need; to craft in the head-space a temple to Right – these factors will help us to maintain the lights that shine from within the torch of Liberty and stand as a beacon for mankind to see.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

03 February 2015

weighty and fraught

One things that enables the Wellspawn of Grig to act with a power both outsize and big is a wide-spread system of social communes that meet in halls streets alleys and living-rooms. The people who volunteer in these small clubs are mostly good citizens, oftentimes shlubs – regardless they sit down together and talk, outlining conclusions with pen-ink and chalk. They discuss the needs of both neighbor and not as well as some issues more weighty and fraught with risks to the fabric of life in their 'hood; they seek not to do harm but the greatest good. They plan local gatherings, setting the dates, when all who live close-by can party 'til late and rejoice in living under such a plan that's open for everyone to lend a hand. There's traffic-controllers and those who make sure that social divisions do find a swift cure, there's people who roam through the dark streets at night who bring back lost children and help break up fights. The standards set forth by these ohmba'ahndjar allow us to be safe from foes near and far, allow us to stay closely bound to each other and care for our feeble and sick dads or mothers. We control ourselves and only call police when there is a serious social disease like racist attacks on minorities who appear to some simpletons foreign and new. Other than when great evil raises its head and threatens to make friend and neighborhood dead do we seek assistance from forces without; until then we figure our own business out.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

01 February 2015

taken to test

Unearthed in a meadow not far from Brouhm Square was a tattooed mummy who'd still lots of hair. Some samples were taken to test whence she'd come, through high-tech machinery these were then run were peered at and prodded and sequenced until a whole new library the results could fill. They revealed that hers was a life short but clean, that she'd eaten well and possessed of the means to keep maintain protect her short-statured self for she did appear to have died in good health. Her DNA matched that of a local clan who gladly conceded to official plans that called for more studies of flesh kit and bone after which her remains would be returned home. She'd stumbled (on accident?) into a bog, did then get her ankle trapped under a log, was pulled deep down into the cold sticky ground, twas not till much later that she would be found. Among her belongings were tackle and bow, were flint-stone and snowshoe, a dozen arrows, a cloak made of rabbit fur, necklace and socks, and strange crystal fragments packed in a pine box. Her tattoos were those of some stars and a moon, three figures arranged in a telling cartoon, a deer without antlers and many straight lines that ran from her neck-bones down to her behind. Her hair shone like amber, might once have been black, her bosom was ample (she'd likely been stacked), her hips bore the tale of a child or two, and she wore a good pair of finely made shoes. After she had been scanned from head-crown to feet the Yaelong were told that the tests were complete; they picked her up gently, with due solemn grace, and laid her to rest in their most holy place.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

29 January 2015

#WeTakingSwaziBack

There's an ancient symbol that few people see – it is the venerable, holy swazi; it's found on this Isle of the Gods (fair Bali) but not since the 40s in far Germany. In fact that Teutonic and rational state did long ago ban forbid defenestrate the swazi regardless of which way it turned because droves of innocents long ago burned. The symbol itself though did do nothing wrong, was used by a madman to whip up his throngs – they mounted it atop their tall wooden poles under which they murdered Slavs Jews gays and Poles. Since placing my boots though upon this dark ground I have on occasion seen swazis around and realized they were not the foul racist type – instead they were beautiful; fuck all the hype. It's known as swastika or sewastikasyu; it deals with awaking clean and brand-new; here it is ubiquitous, come have a look, then read learn about it in leather-bound books. The symbol is indeed a very old one and represents the crooked rays of the sun and represents rebirth and hope that some day our different-skinned children together will play. Now take back its meaning from racists and thugs and sweep its majesty from under the rug – foul Nazis debased it and made it seem cruel but theirs was a pitiful, life-sucking rule. The swazi is revered by Hindu, Buddhist; it brings about deep calm and spiritual bliss; it's not the property of hate-spewing hacks wherefore we hereby taking our swazi back.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

22 January 2015

old angry giant

There stood on a mountain not far from her home an old angry cyclops who'd frozen to stone. One peak was his massive and man-crushing arse that was now not flesh and bone but rock and karst; another stark feature that reached to the sky was his dome-like forehead with its central eye. There was a long ridge made from his spinal tract that his rocky rump with his head did connect, upon which but foolhardy wanderers went – too many their blood and lives to it had lent. Regardless, the maiden – Lalu, to her friends – (she was a bit foolish) did not comprehend, the dangers and perils of fog and weather that lived in that high haunted wind-swept heather. She crossed the formation in one solid run then came to her senses (and nearly undone) when she saw the day's eye sink quickly below the high western mountains and their hats of snow. She started to shiver, remember a class that she had once taken as a pig-tailed lass, then found an outcropping that sheltered her some where she did then huddle and try to stay warm. Instead of just waiting in that spot to freeze she ripped up nearby moss and gathered some leaves and used them to make for herself a mattress so that on the rock the would not have to rest. To stoke up a fire was not an option and she had forgotten to bring her hand-phone – therefore she then prayed to the gods of her tribe and asked them to help her the night to survive. The message arrived in the eardrums of fair wise Nuuzstathena, who vanquishes fear, who sent out a legion of furry field-mice that swarmed upon Lalu and warmed her up nice. They crept in her pockets, invaded her coat, were thickest at ankles and kidneys and throat, and kept the young person alive through the night, but vanished as soon as they espied first light. The girl made it back home in time for breakfast, told all who would listen about her dire quest, then went to a temple where the Goddess lived where she many blessings and thank-yous did give.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

17 January 2015

truth honor wisdom

A specter is haunting this steppe heath and wold – its outlines are shadowed its origins old. It's sprung from a foetid not-yet-barren womb and must be sent straight down to an earthen tomb to keep it from poisoning minds big and small or letting it sound out its beckoning call. We speak here of hatred and anger and woe that in hearts affected by sadness soon grow, that in hearts exposed to just one or two thoughts will spring up as quick as teenagers' spots. To combat this menace we gather discuss and talk about issues important to us, and talk about keeping our minds and souls free of racism and extreme relig'osity. Now read from a dozen or more holy books and search in the crannies and cubbies and nooks for Truth Honor Wisdom for Simplicity and rejoice in mankind's vast diversity. We urge all to do this and gently command the people of this fine Grigovian land to embrace each other regardless of creed with patient and loving, deliberate speed.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

13 January 2015

fourth chakra hearts

Arise and be merry – the Goddess alights; she's come now to cure us of hate want and fright. We open our 3rd eyes and 4th chakra hearts; a few here are advanced, some stand at the start; it's crucial to know that all healing takes time, that decades of habit don't stop on a dime. To sacrifice daily of time wealth and love helps each one among us to rise up above the dictates of greediness sadness and fear which in modern cultures are always too near. We thus turn to One with a new agenda, to mighty and majestic Nuuzstathena; She teaches compassion and patience and care, for Hers is a glory merciful and fair. Sit therefore down quietly, utter no sound, but make the breath deep with the rump on the ground and curse not the vagrant or negative thought – instead keep the present with all that you've got. The anus should be loose not clenched or pulled up, the fingers and toes should be spread not balled up, then after a day or a month or a year you will start to notice the retreat of fear, the ending of dark thoughts and long sleepless nights, the dawning of clarity calmness and light.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥​

08 January 2015

right to reside

Our meeting creeps closer, we're happy to say, the one that will allow all our people to stay within these tight borders of which we've grown fond, among vast rice-paddies and swaying palm-fronds. We twelve have been granted the right to reside here where our forefathers they struggled and died defending the honor of this tiny fleck that is with rich temples and fine shrines bedecked. The first delegation to land on these shores did come here to learn about the daily chores that all these proud people do without much fuss – mostly 'cause they want to not just 'cause they must. As soon as they got here they joined right on in, and taught a few youngsters to twist rope and swim, and married some daughters and some sisters too, and made a few babies (that's what people do). Then came the invasion by him nasty Dutch whose patience was little whose anger was much who tore out the hearts of the neighboring kings (the proud Balinese though would have no such thing). Our people they fought against Dutchie and Jap, with spear knife and rifle, with spring-loaded trap, and threw those foul outlaws back into the sea and hung up their entrails – like garlands – from trees. The Balinese people did not soon forget the wee contribution from Geriguv'yet and welcomed us back to this magical isle where we do believe we shall stay for a while.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

06 January 2015

not a waver

There was not a waver that swept through their ranks for they had already prayed and given thanks to each of the gods that they'd known since birth – instead they just waited in silence and mirth. Then there came the signal and up they all sprang, a deep-throated cry was what most of them sang as they charged tore slashed at their most-hated foes while followed by many a murder of crows. A handful among them did perish that day but not before making the intruders pay for taking and raping western Pyltagrad (our boys sent those vermin to meet their foul god). So off with your head-wear and make not a sound for we are remembering, here on this ground, the sacrifice, honor, and valiant stand of brave and bright warriors who died for this land.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

02 January 2015

brave harried handful

Outnumbered, exhausted, quite thirsty and hot, the brave Harried Handful examined its lot. We need to keep moving, the shortest one said, Lest we rise tomorrow not living but dead. I concur, said he whose roots lay in the East, We must make the top of that mountain, at least. Right-O, said the tallest, whose name was unknown, We rouse in five minutes our too-weary bones and follow the lead of our Eastern compat, with eyes like the fox and with ears like the bat. And soon they'd refilled from a swift little stream their goatskin and glass-lined and metal canteens; then obscured each footprint and other such trace that proved they had been in that watering place; leaped up, quit with sitting, and made for the peak; each took a turn helping to carry the weak. Halfway to the summit they heard much clamor erupt from the spot where they had been before, did not turn to look but kept creeping along, the noises below were those of a vast throng. As the sun was setting they arrived atop the cool windy mountain and made a brief stop to drink from their pouches and prepare for night when in a far valley they espied a light. The techie among them took out his own torch and flashed out a pattern, the darkness it scorched, the far light then blinked back a hurried response that the nerdy soldier translated at once: The foe is behind us and on our left side, we shan't on this mountain be able to hide, therefore to the source of that light we must speed – there await us friends with a some fresh ready steeds. They lit out and rushed to their comrades-in-arms who'd been holed up in an abandoned old farm, and finished escaping from possible hell each with his own harrowing story to tell.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

29 December 2014

from further west

In the early springtime of 1804 an enemy stood in our foothills and moors, it was not a Russian or from further west, instead it was sickness – the dreaded Black Pest. It marched on the heels of a deep prolonged drought, it tore at all people (priest midwife and lout), it was a tenacious and deadly disease that all but had forced us down onto our knees. Some doctors from Iysh that lies in the north discovered the Sharpstand's medicinal worth, applied it to boils that covered the skin, infused it in tonics that healed from within. They shared their new knowledge with peers far and wide, who watched as the skins of their patients soon dried, soon ceased with rank seeping, soon lost their red hue, within but a fortnight the weak sprung up new. The Pest it was vanquished by what was once weed, lowly Mountain Sharpstand met our greatest need, and saved us from decades of hardship and woe, we now still turn to it and make sure it grows in valleys and households, hospitals and fields, who knows just what benefits it may yet yield.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

25 December 2014

pile and heave

They rested a fortnight upon the Great Stair: of game there was plenty; the weather stayed fair. As soon as the stormheads did pile and heave they packed their belongings and took their due leave and trod from the summit which they had called home, took pelt spear and rations left nothing but loam. Through little-known passages they made their way with nary a waver and not much delay they crept through the Wilds and dodged the patrols of dark King Luzari and his hated trolls. There was but one victim (he died of old age), they lowered him into a too-shallow cage of rock stone and earthen clods out on the heath with coins on his eyelids and sage in his teeth. Then upon returning they found their stead burned by bastard Luzari and his churlish worms, did stay for a while and searched high and low, let not foul impatience nor cruel worry grow. Marked deep in a cavern a message they found it said that their kin had fled to higher ground, they rushed to the Heights with deliberate speed rejoicing at finding the well-hidden lead. They found there their clansmen and clanswomen too and whipped up a rabbit and venison stew and performed their customs and prepared a feast and prayed to the Father who's born in the east. They stayed there the winter, as snow the trees bent, then off to the high Land of Plenty they went where their dark-haired children grew tall great and strong, made merry and hunted, spun yarn tale and song.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

23 December 2014

oh nameless Mother

All hail now the mighty compassionate one whose horse is a nightmare who flies with the sun who visits us when we are lonely and small who lifts up the spirits and helps us stand tall. We call her but Mother, we won't say her name, we ask that she shelter strong weak wild or tame, great puny or powerful, hirsute or short, with skins quite unblemished or covered in warts. Her gaze is far-reaching her mercy is vast, she touches all peoples regardless of class, regardless of heritage lowly or proud, she pierces cloak disguise lie falsehood and shroud. There is not another her power can beat wherefore she's the queen of all pathways and streets, of home hearth tree meadow stair village and town, so know of her glory and sing her renown.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

22 December 2014

in the sty

Her bed was a mat made of tightly-wound straw; a mud-splattered pigsty was all the girl saw. She lived in the sty by her stepmother's choice with no human contact with no right to voice her daydreams and passions and all she'd been taught by pig ant and horsefly (of which there were lots). She'd wait for the swine to eat their daily fill of watered-down muesli and other such swill then scraped at the corners of their wooden trough – it kept her alive but was barely enough. Her clothes became tattered and worn through and through while her young half-sister got threads bright and new, was dressed in fine silken and shimmering robes and got tiny diamonds put in her earlobes. The sty-bound first daughter was ugly, you see, by her deceased mother's genetic decree, whom father had knocked up when he was a teen with salt in his currents and rage in his spleen. The newer addition was beautiful though with raven-like hair and skin as white as snow; her older blood-sibling would twitch shake then seize and splay her webbed toe-joints whenever she sneezed. The outcast grew slowly, her muscles were weak, although with her beasts she soon enough could speak, could see by each habit and movement and walk more than most mere humans convey when they talk. Her kindness was massive her compassion too her spirit and mercy they blossomed and grew, she then started praying (to whom she knew not), was thankful for her pitiful meager lot. A Goddess did hear her, sleek silent Oumbast, did send out a pussy to visit at last, its soft furry body did warm comfort feed the sty-bound first daughter in her time of need. On mouse rodent bunny the girl then grew strong and fled from the confines she had known so long, and became a healer of animals all, of horse cow and donkey of beast great and small. Her sister however was naught but a pest, swore at her own parents and tore every dress, then fled with a sailor to his foetid shore and lived in the manner of a spoiled whore.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

11 December 2014

hill and woodside

She slipped from her swaddle and rushed out the door and of her fair countenance was seen no more. The deep woods did swallow her, the mom would say, while wailing and pleading to all who would stay e'en for a few moments at her home's front stoop through which her young daughter had once flown the coop. There was a search party that sallied in vain that combed hill- and wood-side through hail snow and rain that of the wee maiden found not hide nor hair while chased through the brush by wolf boar and brown-bear. Like all young and innocent who just vanish in ways unexplainable and outlandish the girl felt not anything akin to fear for Nuuzstathena was suddenly near and saved the sweet child and took her afar and transformed her weary bones into a star. It sparkles and shimmers most nights in the east just below Orion's still-struggling beast; weep not for the little ones – Goddess keeps watch and hers is a gentle and merciful touch.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

04 December 2014

sewing her clover

There once was a goddess, the Maiden of Spring, who did a most curious and mischievous thing – she holed herself up in a dank sodden cave enraptured by a handsome, dastardly knave. He'd spied her when life was beginning to teem, out walking in snowbanks from which budded green, and trapped her with cunning and love's sweet promise without even gracing her lips with a kiss. Forthwith to his light-starved and troglodyte lair is where he then took her, the Maiden so fair, and fed her with roots that grew deep down below until field and mountain was covered in snow. Our heroine then yearned to make her escape, to see the broad sunlit vast upper landscapes; she slipped from the grasps of her erstwhile lover to walk in the snowy fields sewing clover. As soon as the hot sun and warm winds did blow she longed her dark paramour once more to know and crept without making e'en one undue sound back down to his hidey-hole far underground. It's there that she winters and shelters from Fall until she is tugged pulled compelled dragged and called once more to the surface her deeds there to do, to make life erupt again, verdant and new.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

02 December 2014

on PAPIWA


We're hosting a conference for all West Asia so come ye great peoples to Grigovia and hash out the problems that we all now share – water conservation and Ynki's cruel stare. Some fine delegations are settling in: Iran Turk Kurd Uzbek Afghan and Chechen are here ready waiting and primed to begin, while Rus Turkmen Arab refused to join in. PAPIWA is a grounded fantasia (Peace and Prosperity in Western Asia); come sing with us its fleet inaugural hymn; to get here fly walk ride crawl tunnel or swim. Discussions and panels are planned for these days to deal with America's foul warlike ways, to find methods for keeping citizens rich and countering crude oil's sting burden itch. We'll talk about clean and renewable paths to pull energy from the sun's ceaseless wrath, to pull from wind above and lava below the juice that we need to make our cities glow. Together we'll find many peaceful accords, solutions to issues that don't involve war, new friendships and markets and such blessed things that give hope sustainable and solid wings. Our door's always open if you come in peace, if not though (like Ynki) we will never cease to avoid and hamper and disrupt our foe, to crush his advances and bloody his nose.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

01 December 2014

on craggy Iylianna

There is a formation high up on a crag that we call Iylianna (i.e. Crone or Hag) – it looks like the face of a shriveled old witch who'd beat back her neighbors with broom pot and switch. She vanished from view many long years ago, her body was not found (to where did she go?), her legend lives on in a lofty rock-face, in that inaccessible mountainous place. To see it go climb to the top of a spire and make sure the view isn't cloudy or mired by surrounding buildings or smog or darkness then turn you your body to point to the west. From Grig it is visible, it will delight, its contours do make a most impressive sight, so go now and look for it, it's trouble worth, to see Iylianna in her stony berth.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

28 November 2014

praises and majesty

All hail now our sister, whose vestment is bright, who beams down upon us both daytime and night. Unlike her hot brother, great powerful sun, whose rays are a boon to most everyone, she chooses to vanish and sometimes to hide while always commanding the varying tides while always enrapturing those she's espied in her waxing glory she shimmers with pride. We call her fair Mu'untha and offer blessings, her praises and majesty we're known to sing, in festivals dances and a monthly meet, where we long-lost strangers and family greet. Such meetings and merriment to sister fair are held in the center of our village squares, please join us and make sure to arrive safe and soon – rejoice at the coming of a newborn moon!

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

25 November 2014

gather and climb

A long while ago in a land before time there lived a wee hermit who'd gather and climb, and fetch from the trees and the soils below the tubers and apples that made his limbs grow. Now after a while his digits were long, his legs and his arms were both stretched-out and strong, his torso however had not grown an inch, so up to the treetops he went in a cinch and hung from the stoutest and loftiest branch until his face reddened and his feet were blanched. His hunger and thirst though would force him back down, but soon he avoided the hard rocky ground, and gained from the fruits and the wealth grown from wood the moisture and sustenance that did him good. He then started moving just nighttimes, you see, up there in his majestic verdant proud tree, and sleeping clear through the bright sun until dark, with toes wrapped around the coarse blessed rough bark. His torso however continued to shrink, and skin soon got loosened from a lack of drink, it hung from his armpits and from his crotch too, and he soon was covered in hairs dark of hue. One night there was lightning and crashing thunder that burst split exploded his perch asunder, to save his now hirsute and blood-reddened skull he spread his legs and his arms like a seagull and marveled to find that the patches of skin allowed him to glide and to ride on the wind. From then he chose to not touch solid ground but used his broad glide-flaps to move him around, did hang in the trees and shed each ounce of fat, we know him today as the common brown bat.

© americanifesto / 場黑麥

18 November 2014

most foul enemies

Our Wall's not as great as the one farther east; it's quickly sprung over by woman or beast. It lies now in ruins but not long ago, its contours stood strongly through springtime and snow, its ramparts would scrape at and cling to the skies, it kept us quite safe from most foul enemies. At one point at least five kilometers long, it's spoke of in lore and sung about in song, it sheltered the maidens and kings of the day, who'd go there for battle and sometimes to play. Inside it were gardens and great castles too, that once were grand blooming fair mighty and new, but now all that's left is a lone tourists' shelter where young couples go for a prone, night-time swelter. Please come for a visit, it's well worth the trek to see what is now just with creepers bedecked but was once a bulwark against foreign hordes (we offer both guided and unguided tours).

© americanifesto / 場黑麥