foes to clean

From deep in the caves of our dear capital come many a manner of full-throated yell. It's Springtime and therefore our committees meet to plan for defending our borders and streets from outside incursion by rank enemy whose aim is to take from us our Liberty. Far down in the cellars which join into one are all types of citizens – man and woman, teenager and greybeard – they're anarchists who hold self to account for all things that they do. They come and go freely, do drugs as they please, avoid saying Bless You when one of them sneeze, will stand up together and fight as a team in order this country of its foes to clean. Their meetings are raucous and lengthy affairs can only be reached via some hidden stairs can be infiltrated by all passers-by who are not concerned that their shoes should stay dry. With caches of weapons in good working order these fighters will die on our farthest-flung border to keep out invaders from our precious land – you too can come join up and make valiant stand 'gainst Ynki Rus Uzbek and anyone else for there is no challenge can cause us to melt.

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