on made in the Americas

Have you searched to no avail for high-quality yet reasonably-priced products that were: “Made in America?” Do you yearn to spend your hard-earned money on items made by Americans, in America, for Americans? Are you loathe to purchase items that could not have reached you unless by container ship?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions, consider purchasing items made by honest and industrious native workers in South and Central America. Let the Chinese sell their goods to the Africans; let the peoples of the Pacific Rim peddle their wares to the Russians; let the Europeans hawk their crap to each other – we here in North America buy native goods produced by Americanos using such indigenous resources as are here in abundance. It matters little if the producers happen to be from San Salvador, Columbia, Chile, Brazil, or Nicaragua, what does matter is that they were born in America, that they live in America, and that they work in America. We do not care if they inhabit a country located in the central Americas, or if they live in the Americas to the south, we care that the foods we eat, and the goods we consume, come from this our native soil.

So, next time, consider purchasing goods Made In The Americas, because Uruguay is fucking close enough.

This message has been sponsored, in part, by Grupo Internacional De Todos Las Americas.

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