on eating school

Now sign up for eating, now come to our school, we'll help you learn how to use food as a tool. The machines we're fixing are human bodies, we'll wake up the liver and flush the kidneys. We do this with brassica, walnut, and herb, cravings regulated and habits disturbed. Admission is open, tuition is free, it's paid for by luxury import goods fees. Come break your addiction, to fat and sugar, come learn how to make pickled plums in a jar. We don't use aluminum or cook with steel, we coach you to cherish, appreciate, feel. Good health builds on consuming foods fresh and whole, that wake up the body and ignite the soul. These plants they grow freely, right in your own yard, it takes conscious effort but isn't that hard. Our students get starter kits of seed and soil, complete but for sunlight and water and toil. Come learn about calcium and manganese, come learn how to cultivate and eat from trees. Our lessons are founded, in traditions old, we share them with pleasure, to us they are gold. We welcome all comers, who yearn to be free, who cherish their Happiness and Liberty. Please cancel that order, of bacon and meats, unleash your potential, say goodbye to sweets. Your system is majestic, powerful, true, if treated right it will supercharge you.

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