finger the lard

Now raise up your middle – go easy, retard – now hold it aloft pointed straight at the lard. One finger can say more than many words do, a timeless old chestnut that's always brand new. If one is not enough then lift middles two, the object will get it – he will smell a clue. Abandon all worry and be glad not cross, for this simple lesson will cure you of dross: when life it gnaws at you and just seems too hard, then lift middle finger straight up to the lard.

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