In a
well-coordinated move meant to prove impartiality toward any
particular group of citizens, and to make sure that no one feels left
out, the confederated cities of America announced today events meant
to celebrate heterosexual populations. Similar in breadth and in
scope to events celebrating homosexual populations, Straight Pride
Day shall highlight the role of heterosexuals in making this nation
into the really great place it is today. “These vanilla-wafer-type
non-gays just keep getting more and more tame by the year,” said
alderman Walton K'Kliklei, the city of New York's primary liaison to
the straights, in a brief statement following the official
announcement. Straight Pride Day will culminate in the staging of
forcibly awkward public mass sit-down dinner dates.
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