Friends.
Our budding tender is struck today with tragedy. United whorphans of
the Pan-Coastal region, our lesser jace, Randolm Whittlesmaeyer, died
this morning in his sleep. All surviving lesser jaces are expected to
attend the emergency sitting of whorphans at 1900 this evening at
Jinjo's Diner (near Wahalaihala Point).
At
this sitting, duties previously performed by Randolm shall be
distributed among the assembled whorphans. These include maintaining
the gravel walkways, patrolling along the outer western fence
weekdays between 1200 & 1400, chairing the departments of crop
maintenance and water recapture/preservation, instructing close
quarters combat, and manning the crèche every other evening. Thank
you for your time. May you be without ado.
Sincerely,
Reginald
Augustus Steele
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