In
honor of the fathead who named the Irish car bomb, the Confederated
Mixologists of America (coma.us.biz) announced today the newest drink
to make light of a murderous reality. Just as the Irish car bomb
ridicules the lives lost during the Troubles, this new drink
ridicules the lives snuffed out on that sunny day in 2001. Entered in
the books officially as the 9-11 suicide high-jacker, this liquid
drug mixture requires of its user no personal sacrifice of any kind,
nor does it reward her with even the semblance of dignity.
To
make a 9-11 suicide high-jacker, mix two parts cinnamon fireball
whiskey with one part baby's tears, and throw in a pinch of concrete
dust. Hurl the mixture from the shattered window of a
one-hundred-and-ten story building, and garnish with a battered
box-cutter. Enjoy!
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