in the Americas

Have you searched to no avail for high-quality, low-cost products that were: “Made in America”? Do you yearn to spend your hard-earned money on items made by Americans, in America, for Americans? Are you loathe to purchase items made in foreign factories that took weeks to cross the oceans in a container ship?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, consider purchasing items made by honest and industrious native peoples working in North, South, and Central America. We don't care if the Chinese sell their goods to the Africans, if the peoples of the Pacific Rim peddle their wares to the Russians, or if the Europeans hawk their crap to each other: we Americans buy goods produced by other Americanos using the abundant indigenous resources with which our lands have been blessed. It matters little if the producers live in San Salvador, Columbia, Chile, Brazil, or Nicaragua; what does matter is that they were born in America, that they work in America, and that a love for America burns deep within their loins. Who cares if they come from a nation located on the isthmus of Panama, or if they speak a language dominant in the Americas to the south? All we care about is that the foods we eat, and the goods we consume, come from our own, native soil. So, next time, consider purchasing goods Made In The Americas, because Uruguay is fucking close enough.

(This message sponsored in part by Grupo Internacional De Todos Las Americas, GmbH.)

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