on paver panels

As part of its efforts to be independent the powers that govern Grigovia splendidly OK'd a program to repave most roads with panels that carry electrical loads. These panels can capture the rays from the sun, convert them to power for everyone, they heat up in winter to keep the roads clear, allowing us safely upon them to steer. In summertime when the sun's rays are most full, and panels experience maximum pull, they shuttle on wires the juice they have won, to run our refridges and fans and air-cons. In shape they are that of a full hexagon, they're coated with substances, a special blend, that keeps them intact and allows them to mend, such cracks, dents, and fissures that mar them with time, there's little can foul them but harsh, caustic lime. For more information and to take a peek, peruse these here documents that have been leaked, then watch as your electric bills fall and plummet and sound aloud praises from the highest summit.

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