For all of us atheists, nay-sayers, and staunch anti-crowd types, I have developed the following saying, to be used in lieu of tiresome and oppressive greetings too often filled with religious overtones.
So, instead of saying something like "Happy mother-fucking Holidays," try out "Harpy, model-trucking, wholly dazed." If confused, imagine a harpy (a woman / bird hybrid being referred to commonly in mythology) assembling a model truck while wholly blazed on sweet, sweet chronic (you or the bird, either way works).
If you are feeling especially bro-rific, or if you cannot but help including "bro" at the ends of your favorite sentences, add the honorific "brow" to the whole concoction, thus creating the newest non-partisan, non-religious, utterly secular greeting for nearly any occasion:
HARPY MODEL-TRUCKING WHOLLY DAZED BROW
werd. JP
So, instead of saying something like "Happy mother-fucking Holidays," try out "Harpy, model-trucking, wholly dazed." If confused, imagine a harpy (a woman / bird hybrid being referred to commonly in mythology) assembling a model truck while wholly blazed on sweet, sweet chronic (you or the bird, either way works).
If you are feeling especially bro-rific, or if you cannot but help including "bro" at the ends of your favorite sentences, add the honorific "brow" to the whole concoction, thus creating the newest non-partisan, non-religious, utterly secular greeting for nearly any occasion:
HARPY MODEL-TRUCKING WHOLLY DAZED BROW
werd. JP
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