slick and relentless

Our systems are scanning they’ve made a detection and as we have feared it’s a true missed erection. Oh my what is that thing? Oh yeah, never mind - it’s just a fine plump and quite rotund behind a wonder to behold a beautiful thing that for some sweet action does seem to be lusting. Is this shlong still hard or must I pause to wait and walk with a bow legged cowboy-like gait to keep them from pinching these pendulous balls the source of much praise and ovative applause.? A meteor’s coming! There’s dire climate change! A fool does harangue us with hatred and rage! Hot dog this girl’s ready and willing at that so long as I strap on a tight jimmy-hat. Keep just her in mind and don’t dare criticize the wars greed and stealing the sadness and lies - if there is one constant in this election it’s steady slick and relentless misdirection.

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