water gets thicker

Seven times out of ten, blood is thicker than water. One way to make water thicker is to mix it with organic chia seeds from olde Mexico, or with gelatin made from horse bones; another way is to let oneself become dehydrated enough that one's piss comes out thick, like snot; and another way is to cultivate within one's bosoms such tremendous fortitude as to make it run thick among the bodily fluids. However it is done, thickening the blood takes time, requires sacrifice, and bestows reward. Huzzah.

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