George Zimmerman shot

In a stunning turn of events, the man who gunned down unarmed 17 year old Treyvon Martin was himself fatally shot last night. George Zimmerman, who killed a child in cold blood not long ago, was walking home from a convenience store after purchasing a packet of sour candy with his own money. He was approached by Edgar Wallace Finkelstein III, a Caucasian neighborhood watch volunteer who didn't like Zimmerman's odd, foul look or his obnoxious body odor. Jacked up on caffeinated soda and crazy with infamy, Zimmerman started acted in a threatening and dangerous manner. Finkelstein, who feared for his life, stood his ground and promptly shot Zimmerman in the face, killing him immediately.

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