haiku 24 Jun 2018

Tolerance and love
Shown to all - regardless of
What their ‘sex’ might be

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Dahmer pardoned posthumously

In an apparent attempt to appease the sex offenders in his base, fake U.S. president Shrimp issued a pardon for serial rapist and child molestor Jeffrey Dahmer, the Milwaukee Cannibal, who died in 1994. “I wish Jeff were alive today,” said Shrimp, who signed the pardon while surrounded by affluent fake pastors and televangelists, some of whom had themselves been convicted of various sex-related offenses. “He was so efficient and good at what he did I’d probably appoint him to tackle Child Welfare, or something. I don’t know.”

Pundits worry that fake U.S. president Shrimp lost his mind long ago and is now merely copying a senile old racist he saw on a TV show during the 1970s.

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merry sticky Xmas

A troupe calling itself the Washington D.C. Icebound Extreme Dancers (IED) is looking for a venue to house its production of the wintertime tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’s ‘A Christmas Carol’. An adult-only, x-rated take on the classic childhood favorite, the IED production is being shopped around under the working title of The Explosive Redemption of Ebenezer Splooge.

Marketing the production has proven difficult, given Americans’ dislike for public mentions of sexuality and a nearly universal lack of interest in watching ice-skating people have sex. IED is open to the community’s suggestions, and concerns.

Despite a handful of lawsuits, the troupe insists that the production is not porography but high art.

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