on whorphan's tender

Members wanted at the PA 3rd Tender of Whorphans. Duties include balling that jack, sitting pretty, rofl, and minding one's own business. Meetings begin at high noon every second Thor's Day at the corners of Market and South, Philadelphia; the ultimate destination is at the discretion of attending members. Persons interesting in joining this Liberty-minded group are invited to visit www.pa3rdtender.net, or wait at the aforementioned intersection for someone to show up carrying a black flag. Mahalo.

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