Contrary to all expectations, local fuckwad Thurmond D. Boathouse did not made sex to the teenage girl who babysits the neighborhood kids. “I married my wife because I wanted someone to bone on the reg,” he said, “not so that I could cheat on her with whores off the Internet or shove my wrinkled Mr. Lincoln into holes owned by the local teen hotties.” Mr. Boathouse will get neither prize nor praise for his ability to keep his dick in his pants, nor will anyone ever thank him for being an upstanding and self-respecting individual who possesses of a modicum of self control.
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