25 February 2019

haiku 24 Feb 2019

I’m sorry, Herr Drumpf -
We don’t negotiate with
Terrorists like you


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22 February 2019

haiku 21 Feb 2019

These surprise showers
Wash clean our dusty rooftops

And shine up the soul

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21 February 2019

haiku 20 Feb 2019

Devices abound
That help us waste time during
TV’s golden age


18 February 2019

haiku 17 Feb 2019

No one is too old
Who breathes ye,t and who retains
A yearning to soa.r

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15 February 2019

haiku 14 Feb 2019

A forlorn rain mists
The acrid plain around us
As darkness descends
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11 February 2019

haiku 10 February

For a good clean drunk
Do like the beasts do and
Eat some rotten fruit. [ americanifesto / 場黑麥 / jpr / urbanartopia / whorphan ]

08 February 2019

haiku 7 February 2019

Hatred comes easy.
Easier in fact than love,
Which requires love.


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06 February 2019

500 swings wide

Despite the distance between her car’s wheels being a mere eight (8) feet, Fiat 500 owner Gita L. Dietz enthusiastically swung her car into oncoming traffic in order to make right-hand turns seven times on her way to work (and seven times on her way back from work, later the same evening). Having apparently seen via a video application loaded onto her mobile phone the maneuver performed by a professional driver operating a vehicle with multiple wheelbases (a rig towing a trailer), Gita immediately decided to start doing the same every time she turned her car (which has a single wheelbase).

Friends and neighbors are concerned about the mental wellbeing of Ms Dietz; she tends to signal a turn in one direction before moving her car in the complete opposite direction, which is a lethally dangerous and totally asshole way to conduct oneself as the driver of a compact passenger vehicle. Competent drivers eschew such behavior and simply turn their cars in the direction they want to go without countersteering first. (For more information about some guidelines for how to turn vehicles, consider reading this page from the California DMV.)


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04 February 2019

haiku 3 February 2019

On the moon’s far side
Now grow mankind’s staple crops.
This year started well?!

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01 February 2019

haiku 31 January 2019


I truthfully tried
To meet her many demands
All to no avail

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