woman, 39, admits: ”I finally get it.”

In a shocking revelation made in the company of her closest friends last Thursday afternoon, Gerlinde Korcsinski-Grosschmidt, who plans to celebrate her fortieth birthday next week with her new dachshund puppy, said, all of a sudden and after having stared out of the tastefully-draped bay windows for nearly seven minutes, “I get it, guys, I finally get it.” The bi-monthly meeting, which had just the week before received the official title of Thor's Day Tea-Time & Ladies' Round-Table, was lively until the moment of Gerlinde's outburst, at which point, however, conversation fell silent. The assembled females – including the wheelchair-bound Mrs. Wu Hei-bei, who normally sits despondently in the corner without so much as blinking – turned in unison to look at Miss Korcsinski-Grosschmidt, who said, again, “I get it, finally... yes, I finally understand.”

When pressed for additional details by the host, Mrs. John R. Rhinault, a retired press agent for the Tucson Daily Sun-Times, Gerlinde wiped a single tear from her eye, looked up as if coming out of a trance, and said, “More tea, anyone?” The ladies of the round-table exchanged secret, admonishing glances with one another, with the exception of Mrs. Wu, who smiled for the first time in three decades.

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