haiku 30 Dec 2018

In lieu of presents

Next year I want nothing but

To know your presence

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haiku 27 Dec ‘18

As human beings,

We tend to cling to the past.

There are other ways

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haiku 24 Dec

The Rus have us beat

At this grand game that we play

Without knowing it

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haiku 23 Dec 2018

Gaslighting is cool

Unless you have dignity

Or some self-respect

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haiku 18 Dec 2018

He awoke early

And did what he needed to.

No more and no less

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haiku 16 Dec 2018

Wearing yellow vests

The French are making changes

As they see best fit

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haiku 13 Dec 2018

From the mouths of babes

Comes all sorts of strange babble

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haiku 10 Dec 2018

Petroleum and

Gasoline are the same thing.

Is that true or um

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haiku 9 Dec 2018

The best Xmas films

Deal kinda with the season

But more with gunplay

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haiku 6 Dec 2018

He woke up early

To greet the dawn properly

Then handled his biz

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haiku 4 Dec 2018

Under a slim moon
Their tender young love flourished
And inspired all

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lobotomy performers wanted

Following a sharp rise in applications to drive for a certain ride-sharing app, the second-most popular industry platform in the U.S. is seeking doctors willing to perform up to a dozen lobotomies per day. The medical procedures are part of the pink-fonted company’s policy of ensuring their drivers make only the worst possible decisions when it comes to operating a motor vehicle - that they run stop signs, ignore pedestrian crosswalks, swerve, brake, and make u-turns unexpectedly, and in general drive in the manner of pissed-off teenagers sitting on bladders bursting with day-old energy drink.

“If the people who drive for us don’t do everything in their power - legal or otherwise - to reach someone needing a ride as soon as is humanly possible, we might lose market-share to a four-letter competitor,” said the company’s chief operating officer. “Therefore, removing the part of our drivers’ brains that is responsible for controlling higher level decision-making ensures a maximum profit-margin at relatively low long-term cost to the company.”

Expect to find lobotomized drivers menacing a neighborhood near you, sometime soon.

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